Ah, the holiday season, where society insists we gather with blood relatives as if the mere sharing of genes can magically erase unresolved conflicts. It’s like an annual challenge, a family Olympics with emotional gymnastics and passive-aggressive javelin throws.
The expectation to put aside our differences and break bread together feels like a plot twist in a poorly written sitcom. We spend eleven months working on our family drama, setting boundaries like it’s a national sport, only to hit December and act like all that progress was just a warm-up. It’s a festive paradox: ’tis the season to temporarily forget how Aunt Martha always hogs the remote.
Consider this your yearly PSA: You have full permission to stay home, avoiding the awkward family tango. Boundaries are your holiday armour, and spending the day with or without certain relatives is entirely up to you. So, park yourself on that couch, grab the remote (no Aunt Martha in sight), and enjoy the company of Netflix and your cozy solitude. You are worth it, my friend. You’ve earned the right to unwind, and if anyone questions it, just blame it on the ghost of Christmas chill.
As for me, I’m declaring this Christmas the season of “no-lifeing it.” With my 2023 training officially wrapped up and my social battery depleted after the community Christmas Party extravaganza, I’ve drafted a foolproof plan. It involves a carefully curated playlist of video games and a nostalgic movie marathon. It’s a one-person party, and I’m the VIP guest.
Let’s kick off this self-imposed time of rest with a blast from the past: “The Princess Diaries.” Picture this cinematic gem as a cozy blanket woven with sass and crowned with a royal tiara. It’s like a warm hug from your sassy grandma who just happens to be a queen. Anne Hathaway’s journey from frizzy-haired misfit to Genovian royalty is the ultimate makeover story, sprinkled with humour sharper than a tiara’s edge. So, grab your popcorn and settle in for a royal binge-watching session that’s as comforting as a tiara-topped hug from cinematic royalty.
This modern fairy tale follows Mia Thermopolis (Anne Hathaway), an awkward teenager who discovers she’s the heir to the throne of Genovia, a fictional European country that’s apparently really into crowns and tea. It’s fictional.. Don’t spend over 20 years of your life thinking that it’s actually real and one day you’ll be princess. It ain’t gonna happen. Sadly. Also… terrible at geography so….
I’m inviting you on a joyous expedition, turning the mundane teenage struggles into a regal escapade. Anne Hathaway’s portrayal of Mia Thermopolis is an iconic masterpiece, navigating the turbulent seas of high school with the finesse of a comedic virtuoso. With subtitles of course – the unsung heroes of cinema, turning foreign whispers into familiar melodies and ensuring laughter, tears, and plot twists are universally understood. From her frizzy-haired misfit beginnings to the revelation of royal lineage, Mia’s transformation into a Genovian princess is a sidesplitting spectacle, epitomized by her classic response:
Me? A princess? Shut up!
A teenage battle cry delivered with the perfect blend of incredulity and sass.
Enter Julie Andrews, the queen of grace, who graces the screen as Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Mia’s regal grandmother. Andrews’ presence is a nod to her cinematic legend, a sentiment mirrored by Mia when she declares, “You’re not like a regular grandma; you’re a cool grandma.” Andrews effortlessly infuses sophistication into her character, turning each scene into a miniature masterclass on royal comportment.
Cinematographically, the film pirouettes between the eclectic streets of San Francisco and the opulence of Genovia, capturing the essence of Mia’s dual life. The visuals seamlessly blend the every day with the extraordinary, culminating in scenes at the Genovian palace that are a visual feast, exuding grandeur from every frame. Director Garry Marshall crafts a world both enchanting and relatable, infusing each moment with the charm that defines the best fairy tales.
The supporting cast adds layers of humour and charm to the narrative. Heather Matarazzo shines as Mia’s best friend, Lily Moscovitz, infusing the film with quirky energy. Mandy Moore, playing the quintessential high school mean girl Lana Thomas, brings a delicious dose of villainy to the mix. It’s a delight to watch these characters evolve alongside Mia, creating a vibrant tapestry of personalities that adds depth to the film.
Anne Hathaway as Mia Thermopolis: Anne Hathaway’s portrayal of Mia Thermopolis is both endearing and comedic. Mia’s transformation from a clumsy teenager to a poised princess is a testament to Hathaway’s versatility as an actress. You’ll recognise her for her subsequent roles in films like The Devil Wears Prada and Les Misérables. Definitely one of my first encounters with Anne Hathaway and I genuinely love seeing her in movies!
Julie Andrews as Queen Clarisse Renaldi: The legendary Julie Andrews graces the film as Queen Clarisse Renaldi, bringing her timeless elegance and charm to the role. Andrews, renowned for her iconic performances in Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music, infuses the character with regality and a delightful sense of humour. Legendary is right! No more words needed.
Heather Matarazzo as Lily Moscovitz: Heather Matarazzo portrays Lily Moscovitz, Mia’s quirky best friend. Matarazzo’s performance adds a layer of humour and authenticity to the film. I think this was the first film I saw her in!
Mandy Moore (Lana Thomas): Mandy Moore takes on the role of Lana Thomas, the high school mean girl. Moore’s portrayal adds a touch of villainy to the story. Mandy Moore is a versatile artist, known not only for her acting but also for her successful career as a singer and songwriter. Every teenage girl who’s now a middle-aged woman will remember Mandy Moore’s Candy.
Héctor Elizondo (Joe, Mia’s Bodyguard): Héctor Elizondo plays Joe, Mia’s loyal bodyguard. Elizondo’s performance adds a touch of warmth and wisdom to the film. His extensive career includes collaborations with director Garry Marshall in several films, making him a familiar face in romantic comedies. You might remember him from Pretty Woman or Runaway Bride…
Robert Schwartzman (Michael Moscovitz): Robert Schwartzman plays Michael Moscovitz, Mia’s love interest. Schwartzman, a musician and actor, brings charm to the character. Another first time for me, but genuinely loved him as a love interest!
The making of The Princess Diaries is a Hollywood alchemy of collaboration. From the whimsical script to the impeccable casting, every element falls into place like pieces of a royal puzzle. The film’s triumph lies not only in its witty dialogue and stellar performances but also in the meticulous attention to detail that breathes life into Genovia. It’s a cinematic journey that metamorphoses an ordinary girl into a princess, generously sprinkled with humour, heart, and a tiara or two.
So, here’s to a Christmas of digital victories and cinematic flashbacks, where the only drama is on the screen, not around the dinner table. Cheers to a holly, jolly no-life Christmas!
Till next time.